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<p>Pushed from realm.</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''From Tim.''' How about a collection of Druid limericks?<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center; border: 0px dotted gray; font-style: italic;&quot;&gt;<br /> There once was a Druid named Falstaff,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Whose spellbook made even the dead laugh,&lt;br&gt;<br /> He'd whimper and cry,&lt;br&gt;<br /> I don't even have Fly,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh, I guess we had better play Warcraft.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> '''From Neil.''' Druid limericks vs. Gnomish limericks?<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center; border: 0px dotted gray; font-style: italic;&quot;&gt;<br /> The once was a beastie named 'Rax,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Who delivered but quite puny wacks,&lt;br&gt;<br /> His wand was a swizzle,&lt;br&gt;<br /> His spells all a fizzle,&lt;br&gt;<br /> And his HPs are hardly the max!&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> '''From Tim.'''<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center; border: 0px dotted gray; font-style: italic;&quot;&gt;<br /> Fal-Con was a mysterious young dude,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Whose memory chips were quite crude,&lt;br&gt;<br /> When asked where he's from,&lt;br&gt;<br /> He hawed and he hummed,&lt;br&gt;<br /> While his mustache and toupee unglued.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> '''From Neil.''' Sorry, but the image of the swizzle stick wand just stays with you. I'm afraid that poor little 'Rax will never look the same.</div>

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