From Vince T. Invincible, Wizard Slayer. Here's a quick one to help get you started, Tim.
Celestial Pegasus, oh what joy it brings,
It is everywhere at once, why does it need wings?
Celestial Pegasus, rescue us from harm,
Bring us all the treasure too, don't trip the scent alarm.
Celestial Pegasus, we avert our eyes,
Hopefully you're real and not, an assassin in disguise.
Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells.